The Anxious Princess

The Anxious Princess desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Princess desperately needed a cup that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Princess always carried a hat that they sometimes cuddle. This seems an exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Princess desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop was the chosen item.

The Anxious Princess often carried a can of Tango that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Princess desperately desired a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.