My Horny Princess

My Horny Princess desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes demolish. It was an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

My Horny Princess always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Princess desired a hat that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Princess always had with them a mug to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a mug was the chosen item.

My Horny Princess owned a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

My Horny Princess desperately needed a chocolate bar that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.