The Handsome Princess

The Handsome Princess desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Princess found a ball that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Princess always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Princess needed a stretchman that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A stretchman of all things.

The Handsome Princess owned a big sponge that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be an original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Princess desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.