My Grumpy Princess

My Grumpy Princess desperately wanted a sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Princess always kept a bat that they liked to put on his head. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Princess had a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Princess always had with them a block of cheese that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.

My Grumpy Princess found a teapot that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

My Grumpy Princess needed a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Princess, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.