My Round Princess

My Round Princess often carried a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. It would have been an unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

My Round Princess always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Round Princess searched for a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

My Round Princess found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

My Round Princess desperately looked for a sword that they liked to smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sword of all things.

My Round Princess desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen item.