His Little Princess

His Little Princess owned a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen item.

His Little Princess looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

His Little Princess desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes hug. It is a weird undertaking, to you, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

His Little Princess desperately looked for a cucumber that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

His Little Princess desired a melon that they would often share. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

His Little Princess found a chocolate bar that they would often sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.