His Boring Princess

His Boring Princess desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen thing.

His Boring Princess always kept a stapler to worship. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Princess always kept a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing to select.

His Boring Princess always carried a bottle of wine to drop. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was simply life. A bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Princess needed a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who feels it was out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

His Boring Princess always carried a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.