Her Boring Princess

Her Boring Princess looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Princess always had with them a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Princess wanted a ball that they would sleep with. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item chosen.

Her Boring Princess searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Her Boring Princess owned a cheese grater that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, epic. A cheese grater having that done to it

Her Boring Princess searched for a sword that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sword being the item opted for.