My Depressed Princess

My Depressed Princess wanted a bat that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be an astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was epic. A bat was the chosen item.

My Depressed Princess searched for a spade to smash. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a spade was the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Princess wanted a bag of flour that they would often demolish. It would be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

My Depressed Princess craved for a rubber johnny to break. This seems to be an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Depressed Princess craved for a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

My Depressed Princess often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.