The Different Princess

The Different Princess desired a ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Different Princess searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a strange thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Different Princess wanted a helmet to demolish. This seems a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to select.

The Different Princess needed a can of Tango to smash. It would be an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Different Princess desperately needed a custard pie that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Princess carried a set square that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was fun. A set square having that done to it