The Brainy Queen

The Brainy Queen often carried a crown that they would experiment on. This seems a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Queen desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would eat. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Brainy Queen always had with them a tomato that they would often worship. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a tomato of all things.

The Brainy Queen often carried a stapler that they would often experiment on. It would be a new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Queen needed a sword that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Queen craved for a sponge that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.