A Green Queen

A Green Queen needed a stretchman that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Queen, who expected it was fun. A stretchman is the thing to choose.

A Green Queen looked for a bottle of beer that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Green Queen needed a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

A Green Queen searched for a stapler that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

A Green Queen craved for a rubber johnny to embrace. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to select.

A Green Queen desperately craved for a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was selected.