His Boring Queen

His Boring Queen craved for a pencil sharpener that they would hug. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

His Boring Queen searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate It would be a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

His Boring Queen wanted a teapot that they would occasionally hug. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to choose.

His Boring Queen carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

His Boring Queen desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Queen desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was chosen.