Their Boring Queen

Their Boring Queen always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered an extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

Their Boring Queen always had with them a CD player that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Queen always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

Their Boring Queen always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

Their Boring Queen looked for a can of coke that they would often play with. It would be a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the item selected.

Their Boring Queen found a block of cheese that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.