The Nervous Queen

The Nervous Queen often carried a pencil sharpener that they would play with. It was a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Nervous Queen often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Queen desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to experiment on. It might be an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Nervous Queen searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Queen always carried a CD player that they liked to share. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Queen desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.