The Exceptional Queen

The Exceptional Queen often carried a bag of poop that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

The Exceptional Queen desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sleep with. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Queen desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is sublime. A can of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Queen carried a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Queen looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Queen desperately looked for a pen to cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a pen is the item that was chosen.