His Confused Queen

His Confused Queen wanted a rubber chicken to embrace. It would have been a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

His Confused Queen desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Queen had a pint of beer that they would worship. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Confused Queen desperately wanted a set square to smash. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.

His Confused Queen desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Confused Queen needed a cup that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was opted for.