The Depressed Queen

The Depressed Queen wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly weird action, to most, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

The Depressed Queen always carried a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Queen found a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

The Depressed Queen always kept a sponge to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a sponge of all things.

The Depressed Queen owned a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Queen desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.