His Handsome Queen

His Handsome Queen owned a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a strange idea, to me, but not to the Queen, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Queen desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Queen searched for a set square that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square being the item opted for.

His Handsome Queen always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to some, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

His Handsome Queen wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Handsome Queen found a dildo to cuddle. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was selected.