His Confused Queen

His Confused Queen always kept a melon that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was chosen.

His Confused Queen desperately wanted a tomato that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

His Confused Queen always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Confused Queen needed a melon to insert somewhere. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.

His Confused Queen always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

His Confused Queen looked for a cup that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a cup would be the chosen thing.