His Eccentric Queen

His Eccentric Queen desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider having that done to it

His Eccentric Queen found a painting of a melon that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

His Eccentric Queen always carried a big sponge that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who felt it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Queen desired a can of Tango that they liked to share. It should have been a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Queen carried a bag of flour that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Queen searched for a bottle of coke that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.