My Stupid Queen

My Stupid Queen owned a melon that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen item.

My Stupid Queen looked for a toilet brush that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a new operation, to me, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Queen desperately wanted a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen item.

My Stupid Queen had a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Queen always kept a block of cheese to throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Queen wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman having that done to it