My Beautiful Queen

My Beautiful Queen desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to throw. It should have been a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

My Beautiful Queen desperately desired a pen to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was fun. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to opt for.

My Beautiful Queen desired a condom that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

My Beautiful Queen desperately searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was fun. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Queen desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

My Beautiful Queen desperately searched for a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a crown being the chosen thing.