The Famous Queen

The Famous Queen desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Queen desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. It might be a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Famous Queen desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Famous Queen desperately needed a set square that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thinks it was wonderful. Honestly, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Famous Queen had a painting of a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Famous Queen desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.