The Exceptional Queen

The Exceptional Queen wanted a hat that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a hat is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Queen wanted a sack of potatoes to experiment on. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Queen desperately looked for a CD player that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is fun. Honestly, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Queen owned a computer that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Queen desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who thought that the idea was simply life. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Queen desperately searched for a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.