The Bum Loving Queen

The Bum Loving Queen desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who thought it was amazing. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Queen always carried a cucumber that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Queen owned a pint of beer to break. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Queen desperately needed a can of coke that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Queen always had with them a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Queen desperately wanted a spade that they would play with. It is a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Queen, who considered that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a spade being the thing selected.