Orange Queen

Orange Queen desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Orange Queen always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Queen, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item selected.

Orange Queen desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Orange Queen owned a wig that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a strange idea, to many, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a wig of all things.

Orange Queen often carried a pen to share. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

Orange Queen always kept a melon that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.