Their Depressed Queen

Their Depressed Queen desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a curious thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Their Depressed Queen desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought it was epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Their Depressed Queen desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Their Depressed Queen desired a chocolate bar that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.

Their Depressed Queen often carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who thought it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

Their Depressed Queen craved for a wig that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.