Their Square Queen

Their Square Queen owned a painting of a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Their Square Queen often carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be epic. A sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Their Square Queen desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Their Square Queen desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of beer of all things.

Their Square Queen needed a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

Their Square Queen found a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.