The Talented Queen

The Talented Queen craved for a stapler to smash. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Queen found a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Queen, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A dildo being the thing opted for.

The Talented Queen desperately desired a block of cheese to sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Queen, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

The Talented Queen desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. A condom is the thing to opt for.

The Talented Queen desired a crown that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a crown being the chosen item.

The Talented Queen often carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a new idea, to you, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.