The Bewildered Reindeer

The Bewildered Reindeer desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Reindeer found a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Reindeer had a sponge that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Bewildered Reindeer desperately wanted a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Reindeer wanted a pint of beer to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a different idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Reindeer owned a spade that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.