My Gentle Reindeer

My Gentle Reindeer searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

My Gentle Reindeer searched for a bat to put down their trousers. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a bat would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Reindeer desperately desired a CD player that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.

My Gentle Reindeer needed a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a curious idea, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Reindeer always carried a crown that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to select.

My Gentle Reindeer always kept a teapot that they would put on his head. It is a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.