His Bewildered Reindeer

His Bewildered Reindeer needed a rubber chicken that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Reindeer wanted a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

His Bewildered Reindeer wanted a crown to annihilate It should be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Reindeer always kept a bag of poop to drop. It was a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

His Bewildered Reindeer owned a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. It is an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Reindeer always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.