Square Reindeer

Square Reindeer always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Square Reindeer owned a bottle of beer that they would often throw. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Square Reindeer desperately wanted a lava lamp to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Square Reindeer desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Square Reindeer wanted a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the item selected.

Square Reindeer carried a toilet brush that they sometimes share. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.