Their Yellow Reindeer

Their Yellow Reindeer craved for a stapler that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Yellow Reindeer needed a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

Their Yellow Reindeer desperately needed a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

Their Yellow Reindeer carried a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Their Yellow Reindeer had a cheese grater that they sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Their Yellow Reindeer found a lava lamp that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen item.