His Bum Loving Reindeer

His Bum Loving Reindeer desperately craved for a bag of poop to worship. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Reindeer wanted a wig to play with. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Reindeer desperately looked for a ball that they would share. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. A ball would be the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Reindeer desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Reindeer desired a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a computer is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Reindeer desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it was out of this world. A sword being the thing opted for.