Her Orange Reindeer

Her Orange Reindeer desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

Her Orange Reindeer desperately needed a pen that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

Her Orange Reindeer searched for a cup that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Reindeer always had with them a custard pie to drop. It should have been a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Her Orange Reindeer searched for a hat that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Reindeer desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should have been a different activity, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was selected.