Her Ugly Reindeer

Her Ugly Reindeer often carried a CD player that they would often hug. This seems a weird activity, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player having that done to it

Her Ugly Reindeer always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. It should be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was magnificent. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Reindeer had a helmet that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Reindeer searched for a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler of all things.

Her Ugly Reindeer always had with them a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to opt for.

Her Ugly Reindeer wanted a sword that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to select.