The Ugly Reindeer

The Ugly Reindeer desperately searched for a CD player to share. It is a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. A CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Reindeer wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Ugly Reindeer desperately craved for a mug that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A mug is the thing to select.

The Ugly Reindeer always had with them a pint of cider that they would eat. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Reindeer desperately desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Reindeer desperately craved for a helmet that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.