The Curious Reindeer

The Curious Reindeer desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is epic. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

The Curious Reindeer always kept a ball that they would demolish. It is a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was epic. A ball having that done to it

The Curious Reindeer desperately needed a mug to drop. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Reindeer desperately searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

The Curious Reindeer found a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Curious Reindeer desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.