His Bum Loving Reindeer

His Bum Loving Reindeer desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Reindeer had a computer that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a computer of all things.

His Bum Loving Reindeer always kept a mug that they sometimes worship. It is a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

His Bum Loving Reindeer desperately looked for a set square that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set square being the chosen item.

His Bum Loving Reindeer desperately craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

His Bum Loving Reindeer desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.