My Ugly Reindeer

My Ugly Reindeer looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Reindeer owned a little monkey that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is awesome. A little monkey is the item to select.

My Ugly Reindeer desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

My Ugly Reindeer desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Reindeer had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A bottle of wine having that done to it

My Ugly Reindeer desperately wanted a teapot to demolish. It is a fairly weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.