The Square Reindeer

The Square Reindeer found a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was epic. A cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Square Reindeer always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Reindeer often carried a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It might have been a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Square Reindeer desperately wanted a melon that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.

The Square Reindeer always kept a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade of all things.

The Square Reindeer desperately searched for a stretchman that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to select.