His Lovely Reindeer

His Lovely Reindeer needed a wig that they would occasionally throw. This seems a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was awesome. A wig being the item opted for.

His Lovely Reindeer desired a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It was a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Lovely Reindeer desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Reindeer owned a can of coke to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Reindeer always kept a helmet that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a helmet being the thing opted for.

His Lovely Reindeer owned a wig that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.