Her Naughty Reindeer

Her Naughty Reindeer had a radiator that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a radiator of all things.

Her Naughty Reindeer desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often worship. It would be a bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Reindeer found a lava lamp that they would share. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Her Naughty Reindeer always kept a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It might have been an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

Her Naughty Reindeer desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Her Naughty Reindeer desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.