A Scary Reindeer

A Scary Reindeer desperately wanted a set of lego to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was wonderous. A set of lego was the chosen thing.

A Scary Reindeer desperately looked for a rubber chicken to share. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Reindeer needed a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Scary Reindeer always had with them a pint of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Scary Reindeer carried a sword that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

A Scary Reindeer often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.