The Eccentric Reindeer

The Eccentric Reindeer wanted a stretchman that they would play with. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Reindeer desperately searched for a melon that they sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Reindeer desperately searched for a CD player that they would embrace. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric Reindeer craved for a set square that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Reindeer desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would eat. This might appear to be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Reindeer always carried a chocolate bar that they would put on his head. This could be considered a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.