The Purple Reindeer

The Purple Reindeer searched for a cucumber that they would smash. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Purple Reindeer looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Purple Reindeer carried a radiator to eat. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Purple Reindeer desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Purple Reindeer always kept a radiator to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be fun. A radiator is the thing to choose.

The Purple Reindeer often carried a mug that they would share. It is a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing selected.