The Funny Reindeer

The Funny Reindeer wanted a spade that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Funny Reindeer needed a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Funny Reindeer desperately searched for a computer that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Reindeer always had with them a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Funny Reindeer wanted a helmet that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Funny Reindeer needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.