The Unusual Reindeer

The Unusual Reindeer often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Unusual Reindeer desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Reindeer desperately needed a little monkey to eat. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Unusual Reindeer always carried a melon that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Reindeer always carried a can of Tango that they liked to annihilate It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. A can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Reindeer carried a CD player that they would occasionally hug. This seems a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea is spectacular. A CD player being the item selected.